While We Go Dancing

Rachel sends you salutations and things.

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I hate working on the weekends. Whenever I come in to work, Woodbine acts like I'm his best friend and proceeds to follow me everywhere. Like he thinks we're super best friends and feels that he can masturbate in front of me like it's nothing.




NEWS FLASH WOODBINE!
We will never be that close, so stop pleasuring yourself on my brown sofa, blue wingback chair & Staci's desk.

Children Eat Your Bread Because It All Falls Down

I can't believe this song is playing at 8:30 in the morning. It boggles my mind.

Fascination With a Side Order of Reality

photo credit: Chris Sembrot

Quirky things likes this makes me love working at Red Tettemer even more. Honestly, I think this is really one of my favorite homepage photographs. So memo to the actual 1960s, eat your heart out.

Side note:
You know you've become a cult classic once you're totally emulated beyond belief. I applaud AMC with their Mad Men series. Like the television show Friends, African-Americans, Hispanic-Americans & Asian-Americans did not exist until the 1980s. It was only when the 10th chromosome started to deform due to the popularization of moms free-basing radiation and dads sticking their penises in radioactive sludge lube that caucasian babies began to mutate into these racial subgroups. These subgroups were reminiscent of the mutants from the X-Men series but with 30% less social stigma attached and no superpower unless you count the race card.

Thanks for keeping it real, it means a lot to me.



Factual note:
The Washington Post did a similar shoot that was not true to reality back in the 1960s. You would have never seen an African-American in such any position working side-by-side with a bunch of white fe/males. The Washington Post should fire their fact checker/photography producer. At the very least pay for a few classes in American History at the local learning annex.

Technical Note:
The Washington Post should perhaps invest in something more than a cheap digital camera that was on clearance at CompUSA. My grandma has a better camera than that.