Knocked Up

I hate the feminization or masculinization of names, i.e.

Justina
Markelle
Bobbita
Moesha
George

Somewhere between the 70's psychologist and the modern day leader of a band

Shat I want:




Shat I don't want:

Sex

I am a bit annoyed that this song is now stuck in my head:


Leave it to TLC* to inundate my earhole with such things.

*side note:
the commercial is playing as I am writing this.


not this commercial, but the one similar.

Chick Magnet

Yesterday while at the Franklin Fountain, I overheard a man talking about his dogs. Dog No. 1 was named Gumby, and Dog No. 2 was named French Fry.

Very Interesting

While We Go Dancing

Rachel sends you salutations and things.

Shave The Pussy

I would like to thank Rachel from across the hall for sending this to me.
Shave The Pussy is the only way I can look at a fiffi without throwing up.

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

That's easy for Washington to say, they pop out babies at the age of 9 there.

We Put A Pearl In The Ground

I was talking to my mom a few days ago and kept hearing this annoying banging in the background. At first I thought it was just cellphone reception, but it kept persisting. So, I asked her what that awful noise was and she responded with:

"Oh, that's just your brother banging on the drums."

Something In The Air

I just received a phone call from my mom telling me that my unemployed brother just bought a new $800 flat screen tv and that my dad is going to flip a shit when he comes home and sees it. He told my mom that she could have his old TV (Aw Christmas came early for mom). Then she goes on to tell me how he told her after looking at his new TV he realized it was a little too big, so she asked if he was going to return it and he said no.

How is it that my brother, who has no job, can afford a new flat screen tv while I am working and still have the same $80 TV since my sophomore year of college. Can't say that I'm not a little angry.

P.S.
Maggie it looks like compulsive shop run's in the family. Keep a close eye on your sister and her $1500 in saving bonds.