Sex

I am a bit annoyed that this song is now stuck in my head:


Leave it to TLC* to inundate my earhole with such things.

*side note:
the commercial is playing as I am writing this.


not this commercial, but the one similar.

Woman Friend

Grandma shouldn't be doing Yoga. It makes her look loose and very easy.

Pity The Fool

Things that are interesting and not necessarily in a great way.


Paper Planes Acoustic Version


Coldplay "Viva La Vida" directed by Hype Williams


Kanye West feat Chris Martin "Homecoming" directed by Hype Willams

Hey Hey Hey! Alizé

Unlike Peg and her humane outlook on mice, I have my own opinion of this furry disease ridden hair ball.

So last night while eating my sausage pizza from Rustica last night I saw something scurrying around from the corner of my eye. After first I thought it was a giant cockroach (fig. A) but upon further inspection,using my way awesome detective skills, reasoning and art of scientific deduction, I came to the conclusion that it was in fact a brown house mouse (fig. B).


(fig. A)


(fig. B)

I seriously almost shat my pants thinking about this brown piece of turd running around my apartment, living on my dime, eating my food and using my floor as it's own person toilet. DISGUSTING. So I emailed Tower Investments who owns the building to get an exterminator to come over A.S.A.P. I hope they remedy this problem before shit gets out of hand.

I also spent a good portion of last night searching on the internet for ways to get rid of it myself. Most of them involved killing it but I'm lazy and don't want to bother with building the contraptions they recommended online.

Sometimes having an obese kitty doesn't look so bad after all.

Oh Hai!

Happy Mother's Day

A few days ago I accidentally stumbled upon this website jimmyjane.com and discovered a diamond encrusted vibrator that cost more than $3000.



wow

Keep It Playa

The two images are homemade birthday cards found on SproutOnline.com
If my parents ever did this to me, i'd ask to be given up for adoption a.s.a.p.


oh and it seems like the hulk or the jolly green giant has a new born baby.

The Great Unwanted

Paris Hilton will be at Franklin Mills Mall tomorrow promoting her new movie.

I feel sick...I need a cheesburger

The Boy In The Band

my new favorite song of the day

Choclate, Raspberry, Lemon & Lime by Muscles

I wish that I could keep you in my pocket,
So I could play with you all the time,
Wrap you up in a little blanket,
Chocolate, Raspberry, Lemon and Lime!

Cause you're mine

My dreams are tropical icy cold,
I'll shake you up from the top of the bottle,
Wake you up in the middle of the night,
Wrap my fingers around you from left to right,

Cause you're mine

Lips Like Sugar

There are only 48 more mondays 'til Christmas.

B-Sides For Your Front Side

I am currently obsessed with the following songs [which means that I'll hate them in 2 days]

01. Ain't Never Been Cool: Lucky Soul
02. The Men Who Live Upstairs: The Most Serene Republic
03. Spaceships: Bumblebeez
04. Lonely Days: Future Bible Heroes
05. Damn Girl: Kid Sister
06. Skeleton Song: Kate Nash
07. B Boy Baby: Mutya Buena feat Amy Winehouse
08. Kissing Things: The 6ths
09. 69 Faces of Love: King Khan & The Shrines
10. Cupid: Amy Winehouse
11. The Minaret: John Vanderslice

Just Like A Movie Star

I am looking forward to watching Be Kind Rewind
Starring: Jack Black & Mos Def
Directed by: Michel Gondry

watch the remake of Boyz In The Hood