All Dressed Up In Dream

Things I currently love on youtube

Sticky Notes


Light Grafitti


Ben Fold feat. Regina Spektor "You Don't Know Me"

Pity The Fool

Things that are interesting and not necessarily in a great way.


Paper Planes Acoustic Version


Coldplay "Viva La Vida" directed by Hype Williams


Kanye West feat Chris Martin "Homecoming" directed by Hype Willams

Apply Some Pressure

I don't know about you, but I would like to get a tattoo from someone who can actually spell.

Look At All The Pretty Colors

It appears that my neighborhood is a breeding ground for sexual predators and pedophiles.


AWESOME.

You Love To Fail

Oh how I love you so...

I would give up my second child for a taste of you. I would offer you my unborn first child, but i have already promised it to a bowl of asparagus & crab soup.

The Boy In The Band

my new favorite song of the day

Choclate, Raspberry, Lemon & Lime by Muscles

I wish that I could keep you in my pocket,
So I could play with you all the time,
Wrap you up in a little blanket,
Chocolate, Raspberry, Lemon and Lime!

Cause you're mine

My dreams are tropical icy cold,
I'll shake you up from the top of the bottle,
Wake you up in the middle of the night,
Wrap my fingers around you from left to right,

Cause you're mine

My Boobs Are Okay

I spent all day doing breast reduction on an avatar.
I'm adding that to my list of weird shit I do at work.


1. Blur out dildos in an ad.
2. Reduce breast size of animated character


....


I feel like eating a cheeseburger right now.

Universally Speaking

Heath Ledger...like died.

seriously?

seriously.

B-Sides For Your Front Side

I am currently obsessed with the following songs [which means that I'll hate them in 2 days]

01. Ain't Never Been Cool: Lucky Soul
02. The Men Who Live Upstairs: The Most Serene Republic
03. Spaceships: Bumblebeez
04. Lonely Days: Future Bible Heroes
05. Damn Girl: Kid Sister
06. Skeleton Song: Kate Nash
07. B Boy Baby: Mutya Buena feat Amy Winehouse
08. Kissing Things: The 6ths
09. 69 Faces of Love: King Khan & The Shrines
10. Cupid: Amy Winehouse
11. The Minaret: John Vanderslice

Sweet Like A Champion

I was riding the El on my way to West Elm & these two men got in a verbal argument about something, I think it was because he was asking for money or sex. [it's moments like this that makes me dislike riding public transportation]

The homeless man started calling the other guy a bitch and then talked about growing balls or eating them, I can't be certain, oh and hurricane fingers or something like that.

I think he was drunk.