Your Voice Will Still Resonate

That Morgan Freeman is such a gentleman. I wonder if this car accident was alcohol induced due to his marriage? Oh and since I'm on the subject of alcohol. I found an open bottle of Three Olives Vodka in the back of my water heater. I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure vodka bottles don't have legs of their own. Very disgusting. This is not mine and it wasn't here when I moved in. So someone from Tower Dev must have been drinking in my apartment and hid that bottle behind my water heater in the hopes of having a future vodka party in my absence.

Thanks a lot.

Doomed Now

I just read that Lifestyle Condoms offered Miley Cyrus $1,000,000 space bucks to endorse their nasty condoms. First of all she's only 15. There is something so eerily pedophilic about this. I guess pedophiles are people too?

Excuse me as I wash the disgust off with a brillo pad and ajax.

Shrinking Violet

I do enjoy the blatant pretentiousness that is celebrity.

Petrov's Defense

Nothing angers me more than when a celebrity decides to drive drunk. I don't really care about their cocaine usage alá Lindsday Lohan, sex tape exploitations via Mini-Me and his micro penis, the glamourfication of teenage pregnancy thanks to Jaime Lynn Spears or when celebrities play the impoverished baby adoption game i.e. Angelina Jolie (by the way, she's winning).

Latest example of this douche baggyness come from Shia "Blow Job" LaBeouf. His star ranking has taken a slight tumble due partly to his Nick Hogan like pseudo-star mentality and attitude. I didn't really care when he was being a totally intoxicated nuisance at Walgreens in Chicago. But this latest episode really got me going.

LaBeouf needs to take a page out of the book that is David Hasselhoff by staying at home intoxicated while eating a cheeseburger on the dirty floor or pull a daddy-dearest move via Alec Baldwin and call a family member a thoughtless pig.

Either way this douche bag shouldn't fucking drink and drive.

Universally Speaking

Heath Ledger...like died.

seriously?

seriously.