Love Doesn't Last Too Long

Craigslist Missed Connections is like Twitter but for the microblogging impaired:

P.S.
you sound like a stalker.

Doomed Now

I just read that Lifestyle Condoms offered Miley Cyrus $1,000,000 space bucks to endorse their nasty condoms. First of all she's only 15. There is something so eerily pedophilic about this. I guess pedophiles are people too?

Excuse me as I wash the disgust off with a brillo pad and ajax.

Momma's Boy

Sometimes I watch To Catch A Predator just to see if anyone I knew from high school is on there.

Danger Zone

Does baby breasts qualify as child pornography?