Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Love Doesn't Last Too Long

Craigslist Missed Connections is like Twitter but for the microblogging impaired:

P.S.
you sound like a stalker.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Good Night Moon


sometimes I kill me


and sometimes others kill me

Monday, April 14, 2008

May Be In Bombay

Last night I stated that I deleted my twitter account after listing specific reasons as to why I thought it was a bad idea for me to join. Well, being the most indecisive person I know, I rejoined this morning.

Totally Bitchin'

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Smash & Grab

I joined twitter tonight. Thought about it for a hot second. Then deleted my account.

I realized that:
01. It was too voyeuristic.
02. I felt overwhelmed and felt a major sense of panic come over me.
03. I'd probably become addicted to it.
04. I couldn't erase/edit posts in case drunk twittering occurs.

p.s.
twitter asks you only one question: What are you doing?
So prior to deleting my account, I was tempted to write: looking for condom to have sexual intercourse.

Which led me to wonder if anyone solely uses twitter to broadcast their sexual activities?