Set The Night To Music

If you don't respect yourself, who will?

Love Doesn't Last Too Long

Craigslist Missed Connections is like Twitter but for the microblogging impaired:

P.S.
you sound like a stalker.

Weekend Warriors

This needs no explanation:

The Angry Mob

John Bolaris? Seriously lady, you're 2 Delusional 2 Function.

Not Dead Yet

Are you for serious?

$7.50 Is Up In This Bitch

I can't get no satisfaction...The gems you find on Craigslist

Sticky Honey

Are you serious?
01. Gross
02. XL?
03. They look like hot pants for a 400 lbs. person
04. You didn't state new or used.
05. $8 for all four?! What a deal!

Just The Way I Are

At least you're not an English tutor...

How I Met Your Mother

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