Showing posts with label Let's Make A Deal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Let's Make A Deal. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sunday Sun



So I was doing my normal facebook stalking and came across this photo of someone's wedding.

First of all I will assume dress code was casual, but seriously who would wear this shit to a fucking wedding? If you are friends with the bride and/or groom, do yourself a favor and at least make yourself look presentable. The bride and groom put a lot of thought into the wedding, the least you can do is put a little thought into what you are going to wear and not look like you just stepped out of your double wide.

Monday, July 28, 2008

The Chinatown Bus



This short video about drug dealers is filled with fallacies and absurd stereotypical one-sided biased research. I need to make three quick points as to why I disagree with this video.

1) This isn't 1995 and drug dealers don't wear masks like in Dead Presidents (fig A). The only people that wear masks in 2008 are pedophiles and Joceylyn Wildenstein (fig. B).


(fig. A)


(fig. B)

2) No one brings cash in duffel bags unless you're:
A) In the Mafia.
B) Work at American Apparel
C) Just got back from a sexual escapade at the 12th Street Gym
or
D) Slim from the movie Enough (in which point you would be stupid enough to purchase a bright yellow bag to carry your tools for murder but otherwise dress in all black).

And finally,

3) Purchasing drugs in the streets/alley ways is relegated to mid to low class citizens that can't afford the Rittenhouse Square Drug Dealer who looks like s/he stepped of the page off the Banana Republic internet catalogue.

(Which actually this isn't a point but more of a judgemental idealism)



Disclaimer: I do not condone the selling and/or the sheer and utter enjoyment of illicit drugs

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Face The Blood



Sometimes I can't believe after all the stupid shit I did that I'm still alive.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Sticky Honey

Are you serious?
01. Gross
02. XL?
03. They look like hot pants for a 400 lbs. person
04. You didn't state new or used.
05. $8 for all four?! What a deal!