I hate working on the weekends. Whenever I come in to work, Woodbine acts like I'm his best friend and proceeds to follow me everywhere. Like he thinks we're super best friends and feels that he can masturbate in front of me like it's nothing.
NEWS FLASH WOODBINE!
We will never be that close, so stop pleasuring yourself on my brown sofa, blue wingback chair & Staci's desk.
