Showing posts with label McDonalds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McDonalds. Show all posts

Sunday, August 10, 2008

My Blood Will Run Red



With the apparent addiction to McDonalds finally over, I have realized that I have supplemented french fries and double cheeseburgers with iced-coffees, pizza and tequila. I am not sure that is much better but certainly I don't think it really matters.

If I can break this addiction surely I can break other things, like faces.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

They Took A Vote & Said No


It has been pointed out numerous times by various parties that I have an addiction to diet coke. In the past week, or so, I have been slowly supplementing my mcdonald's addiction with more of this carbonated sugary cancer tonic.

Unfortunately this addiction has not warded off my addiction to diesel jeans or creating hyperlinks to wikipedia.

Diet Coke: 1
Checking Account: 0

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Diary Of A Recovering McDonalds Addict



How the day goes

7:00 I hate you
7:30 am: feeling okay
8:00 COFFEE
10:00 Aggravated
11:00 sleepy
11:10 HUNGRY
11:22 Annoyed
11:30 I want french fries
11:31 I want cheeseburgers
12:00 Lunch
12:01- bedtime mmmm