Showing posts with label Cancer Bar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cancer Bar. Show all posts

Sunday, May 11, 2008

They Took A Vote & Said No


It has been pointed out numerous times by various parties that I have an addiction to diet coke. In the past week, or so, I have been slowly supplementing my mcdonald's addiction with more of this carbonated sugary cancer tonic.

Unfortunately this addiction has not warded off my addiction to diesel jeans or creating hyperlinks to wikipedia.

Diet Coke: 1
Checking Account: 0

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Limit To Your Love


I was introduced to what may be the most disgusting combination made by man. I have already displayed my disgust towards Taco Bell's Bacon Chalupa, but it seems the bacon gods have now decided to torture me with Chocolate covered bacon.

If I have to witness another bacon monstrosity against mankind, it will be too soon. Chocolate + BacOs = mouth diarrhea, cancer and death.

On a side note: I wonder what it will taste like in a S'more, Hot Chocolate or as Chocolate Shavings on my Bacon Infused Chocolate Mousse?