Kahlua’s a turn off, I Tell Him to Smirnoff

I kinda want to kill a baby gorilla for a chalupa from Taco Bell.

Everything Is Average

Oh hai Facebook. I don't know half of these people.



Thanks for trying though.

Make Up Your Mind

it's a little too obvious...

Happiness Is A Warm Gun

Sometimes when I thumb through ikea's catalogue it makes me feel so incompetent. This probably has to do with the fact I couldn't put any of my furniture together.

Eh, I guess I'm not good at doing hand jobs.

I'm Just Sayin' Edition 3

Today while I drank my venti iced caramel macchiato, from starbucks, the caramel reminded me of something else that has a similar viscosity.

I have to say that I like the caramel 2:1.

I'm just sayin'

Dear Brandon Boyd

Dear Brandon Boyd,
I know that this Marc Jacobs ad is old news, but your photo is borderlining on bestiality.

Sincerely,
I'm Just Sayin' in Philadelphia

I'm Just Sayin' Edition 1

Edition 1:
When I got home tonight I had to take out the trash because it's been sitting there for a day or two, too long. As I was closing my force flex hefty bag by its drawstring closure, I began to take notice that when closed it sorta looks like a butthole.

Well…if the butthole was made of white plastic and was full of trash, that is. (actually both are pretty dirty and smell bad if not taken care of immediately, so the comparison isn't completely off)

I'm just sayin.