Everything Is Average

Oh hai Facebook. I don't know half of these people.



Thanks for trying though.

Take It To The Beat

Thank god, they're not on twitter.

The Little Things

Fuck you facebook. What are you trying to say? I hate you. You suck.

I'm Too Old To Be Frontin'

I can't believe 52 people changed their Facebook photo within a week.
Too much information.

Oh look Rachel changed her photo. HI RACHEL.

Believe/Achieve

It's that time of month again.

How I Became Paranoid

I guess Best Buy had a sale on digital cameras.

Pleasure & Privilege

Dear Facebook, Are We Breakin' Up?

Does it make me a bad person for not accepting any of your 93 requests?

Testimonials

Big Umbrella

Today at work, I witnessed Staci & Nicole in a competition to see who had more friends on Facebook.

I have secretly decided that the winner will get this t-shirt.

Semiotic Love

Thanks for another worthy update Facebook!

Welcome To The Jungle

Thanks for the update Facebook!