Your Girlfriend's Car

Dear God, I can't wait until this fucking World Series is over, I'm sick of hearing people shouting baseball shit in my earspace at 3 am. The next time someone shouts "PHILLIES!!!" I'm going ball tap the shit out of them & if it's a female I'll probably give them the ole pap check.


And just because you haven't won a World Series game since 1980 doesn't give you the right to be an big fat obnoxious ass monster.


I'm dedicating this song to The World Series 2008.

Face The Facts

disclaimer: none needed
Sometimes I can be borderline racist.



I am jealous of the Mexicans, I think they got it made. Excellent food, Border Crossing skills and on top of it Mexican Wrestling. It is the most amazing sport ever and this is coming from someone who could care less about sports in general.

You got the three basic awesomeness needed in a sport:
1. Masks (keep the mystery alive, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?)
2. Amazing Code Names (Nacho Libre & Lucha Loco to name a few)
3. Capes (who doesn't like a grown 300lbs. man in a cape?)

Viva la salsa mexicana!