Even If I Leave You Now

Things I've overheard this past weekend:

One neighbor choking on some jamaican red hair.
I also heard a neighbor's heterosexual relationship was literally coming to an end while my next neighbor's newfound man-on-man relationship was also literally cumming to an end...but just in a different kind of way.

Hot Damn

I realized that I am beginning to dislike my new neighbor more and more with each passing day.


I am pissed.