Stake Your Claim

I want to have a baby and dress it up like it is too cool for school

s/he will probably look something like this...minus the sunglasses and the red cho cho lips.

Back In The U.S.S.R.

If I ever have a child and he/she gets anything lower than a B+ average in school, he/she will be wearing this to school.

It doesn't matter if he/she is in preschool or high school.