Paper Tiger

I just realized a lot of things have been annoying me lately. I wonder if there is a pill I could take to make it go away.

Lips Are Happy

Orange Juice & Chicken Noodle Soup, they are so 2007.



I just found the perfect cure for:

A: The Flu
B: Sinus Infection
C: Mild Ear Infection
and quite possibly
D: the HIVs

Just drink a glass of Black Chocolate Stout from the Brooklyn Brewery & it'll cure what ails you or at least get you drunk enough so that you don't feel any of your flu symptoms.