Halloween Douche

I am all for child prodigies like Tatum O'Neal but Adam Sevani can eat me until pigs learn to fly.

I think it's super douchy to re-make Thriller. It's unoriginal, uninspiring and unflattering. Let's keep re-makes of Thriller to the professionals.

Douche Of The Week

Dear A-Rod,
You suck and I don't like you. I would compare you to Hilter but I don't think Hitler ever dined with women or ate burgers. You are not a manicorn. You are a horrible human being.

UPDATE:
Upon further inspection I realized that A-Rod looks a whole lot like Leonid The Magnificent from Season 1 of America's Got Talent. They're like sisters from another Mister.


Alex Rodriguez


Leonid The Magnificent