Temptation Is A Mutha...

Dear Cyber Diary,
I almost killed a man today. Academia Café molested my money wallet. They charged me $4.25 for a large iced-tea that is no bigger than a micro penis. It wasn't until I left, that I realized that I was wrongly charged. Since they don't give out receipts I couldn't go back and bitch and moan to them about it. Perhaps I should write them a strongly worded letter expressing my disgust with their business tactics.

I am not having a great time with bills lately. Tria was a bitchface with their two line gratuity and now Academia going "paperless." I think it's a sign that I must stick to chain restaurants (hello McDonalds).

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If I could start off the day with a fistful of dollars I would be one happy motherfuc...