Showing posts with label Dirty Dancing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirty Dancing. Show all posts

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Don't Touch Me Like That


While At Retrospect I've realized how much I dislike the notion of having someone else's clothing on me. Well, at least the clothing of people I don't know. I am weirded out by the prospect that these used clothes may have Monica Lewinksy-esque stains on them or even worse...saliva.

I found this sweater that I really wanted but couldn't bring myself to spend $15 on used clothing that was probably manhandled and left in someone's backseat after a night of anonymous sexual drunkiness.

Google drunk sex and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Hearts of Fire


Oh dear me, I have now begun to supplement my incredible diet coke addiction with a even more incredible iced-coffee addiction. I feel like such a whore right now, it's not even funny.

I feel as if I were Johnny Castle and my coffee was Frances "Baby" Houseman. I just want to be all over that shit. All under-aged, illegal and stuff.