But Inevitably You'll Be Back Again

I really hate meeting new people (who are sober) when I'm drunk because 92.895% of the time I will not remember this person when I AM sober. So then when I run into them on a less than crowded street, I come off as a jack-ass for not remembering their:

A) Face
B) Name
C) What We Talked About
D) Who We Know In Common
E) Where We Met The First Time

Being social can be such a chore.

Your Hands Are Sticky

Thanks to Spektrum's "Don't Be Shy" video, I know what I'm going to dress up for Halloween at work. I just hope they have those sunglasses in my size.

Dear Diary

70% off, where is he and why am I not there shopping?