1. According to the State of Hawaii and the Department of Motor Vehicles I have peripheral vision deficiency. This means I now have a class B restriction on my drivers license and can't drive a car without side mirrors.
2. Drinking Patron, Royal Salute and chasing it with a bottle of red wine is not recommended.
3. iPhones are not good investments during the recession.
4. I don't like sitting on chrome.
5. Wii will put my arms out of commission for at least three days.
6. I can't lift a refrigerator.
7. I prefer my dirty martinis, extra dirty and free.
I wonder what I will learn in 2009?
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