Songbird

Sometimes I wish I had a decent voice and knowledge of how to play a musical instrument (preferably the guitar) so I could just sit in a coffee shop or street corner and just sing for a living. Not singing my own songs but just cover songs. Acoustify death metal and grunge. I would turn "Angel Of Death" by Slayer or "The Art of Shredding" by Pantera into an acoustic love song. That would be my dream job if talent wasn't a deciding factor.

I would also eat bagels all day and wish to God every night that I were a pirate.