Whatcha’ doin’ tonight
I wish I could be a fly on your wall...
If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room.
Things cuter than Clay Aiken:
Baxter the Fly
Jeff Goldblum as The Fly
etc., etc., etc...gross. So last night I tried to kill a fly that was out of reaching, with a rolled up Urban Outfitters catalogue, by jumping up to swat it. Instead of swatting the fly dead, I actually crashed into the wall and scrapped the side of my right rib cage. So now instead of a dead fly I have a huge red flesh wound. Who knew killing would be so hard. Thank goodness I'm not an assassin. I would probably end up killing myself rather than my target.
the end.
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