I sometimes wonder to myself who is stealing my gum from my desk at work when I'm not around? I buy a new pack of gum on monday and by friday it's all gone. I sometimes imagine myself putting in some secret flavorless dye and see who is walking about the office with a blue mouth like 2000 Flushes. But then I don't because I'm too lazy and i don't want to pull a Veronica and JD via Heathers.
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