Monday, February 11, 2008

High Society

Dear Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar,
If you have enough money to raise sixteen children, the least you can do is to dress them less dowdy.

Put away the McCall's sewing patterns because Besty Ross called and she wants her Summer wardrobe back.

3 comments:

Spinster said...

So, wait. You're telling me those people had sex at least 16 times ... with each other!? I don't know what's more disturbing, THAT fact, or their Betsy Ross bloomers. And can we just take a minute to talk about the Crystal Gale hair going on in that picture...!?

Spinster said...

You know what? On second thought, I think I'd be more sick to my stomach if those 'rents had actually had sex with 16 DIFFERENT people. At least they're keeping it in the family. Ew, that's gross. But whatever -- they could totally be second cousins.

Brent said...

what I find disturbing is that these 16 children might have a chance of having sex with 16 different people.
And I might know one of them.

It's like the whole Kevin Bacon's 6 Degrees of Seperation.