Kahlua’s a turn off, I Tell Him to Smirnoff

I kinda want to kill a baby gorilla for a chalupa from Taco Bell.

Thank You Spam Filter

Reasons why I love spam filters.

Movies

What I have seen since I got to SF:

01. Paper Heart
02. Julie & Julia
03. Inglourious Basterds
04. Jennifer’s Body
05. Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs
06. Fame
07. Surrogates
08. The Informant!
09. New York, I love You
10. Paranormal Activity
11. The Invention of Lying
12. A Serious Man
13. Whip It
14. Zombieland
15. Where The Wild Things Are
16. Law Abiding Citzen
17. The September Issue


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18. Astro Boy
19. Amelia
20. Motherhood


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21. Daybreakers
22. A Christmas Carol
23. Alice In Wonderland
24. A Single Man
25. Up In The Air
26. The Fantastic Mr. Fox
27. Everybody's Fine
28. 2012
29. The Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

What I Learned Thus Far

1. I can now tell the difference between human poop and animal feces on the sidewalk.
2. I can now tell the difference between a gun shot and car backfiring.
3. I can now tell the difference between homeless and hipster.

Thank you San Francisco.

Saturday Future Plans

01. Grab Coffee
02. Watch a movie
03. Lunch at the Pier

A Hot Mess

I think my neighbor across the hall might be a little slow in the brain. She normally comes home around Midnight and stuff and last night she somehow locked herself out of her apartment or broke her lock. Instead of calling the resident manager she ended up getting a guy from another floor to hack her door open with a bunch of dangerous looking tools. Oh and while all of this was happening, I was standing at my door looking out through the peep hole.

Anyways, this went on for more than an hour (I got bored watching and went to bed at 1 AM and they were still going at that door). I left my apartment this morning only to see duct tape covering the area where the deadbolt used to be.

Great, I now truly believe I live in the ghetto.

Night Night

Last night I had the most awkward dream where I was putting on:

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I decided to decipher this hidden message. This is what dreamdictionary.com told me:

To notice your fingernails in your dream, indicates that your defenses are up. Consider the length of the nails, the color (if applicable), the condition, and the cleanliness of the nails for additional meaning to your dream.

To dream that you broke a fingernail, suggests that you are trying to avoid some situation or trying to get out of a responsibility. Alternatively, the dream may reflect your self image. You are overly concerned with how others perceive you.

To dream that you are polishing your fingernails, represents glamour.

To dream that you are chewing your nails, indicates that a problem is too tough to handle. You are not sure how to go about resolving a situation in your waking life.

To dream that you fingernails are growing rapidly, refers to your desires to reach out to someone. You want to be able to extend a part of yourself to others.

To dream that a man has long red fingernails, suggests that he is very in touch with his sensitivity and emotions. It may also relate to issues of sexuality and sensuality.


Interesting...

If I Didn't Know

Yesterday I was at Borders thumbing through magazine like a normal unemployed person on a Sunday afternoon and realized I browse through magazines & books backwards.

So that got me thinking about that the time I went to a psychic and she told me that I had several pass lives. So I am wondering if I picked up this habit from a pass life.

Freak me out.

Take Me Back

I've decided to bring back this blog because there is so much I want to say and 140 characters sometimes just isn't enough.

Like there was a time when I wanted talk about how I was sexually harassed by a homeless man or the other time that I was verbally abused on the Golden Gate Bridge or even the time I decided to go to an open call at American Apparel just for the hell of it.

So much to say, so little time.

Don't Squat On My Parade

I find it interesting that I've been told on numerous occasions that I should have babies with various people at work.

On another work note: Maggie you still owes me four quarters.

So Much Younger Than Today

I can wait to see how douchey i will look tomorrow. on a side note, I can't stop watching this:




This is perhaps why people who know me, think I'm slightly retarded. But honestly, I believe they secretly like this song too.

Octopus's Garden

I am quite unaware as to why "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles can put such a warm and fuzzy feeling inside of me.

Perhaps, it was when I imagined that if I were to have any children, this would be the song I'd sing to them as a lullaby. Or, perhaps it's the song that I imagine dancing to, in grassy field barefoot, while in the summer rain. Or perhaps I already did.

Whatever the reason...i love it.

Blinking Lights (For Me)

Much like an STD or the slow extinction of bees, i've come to realize that if I can't change things, I might as well embrace it.

So Long Sweet Winter

I will soon be able to play my Philly Sex Summer Mix. But, until then my Sweet Love Spring Mix shall suffice.

01. Blackbird: The Beatles
02. Clouds: The Submarines
03. Not a Through Street: Anya Marina
04. Avril 14th: Aphex Twins
05. Black Flowers: Yo La Tengo
06. Fuck Was I: Jenny Owen Youngs
07. Ocean And A Rock: Lisa Hannigan
08. Blinking Lights (For Me): Eels
09. Big Jumps: Emiliana Torrini
10. Never Going Back Again: Fleetwood Mac
11. Sweet Child O' Mine: Taken By Trees
12. Falling Slowly: Glen Hansard
13. Like Daddy, Like Daughter: Gregory & The Hawk
14. Mother Nature's Son: The Beatles

Clouds - The Submarines

Sleeping On Roads

What 2009 has thought me so far:

01. Lobsters are meant to be eaten and not to be used for racing.
02. Psychics know their shit.
03. It's easier said than done.
04. My pockets aren't getting any deeper.
05. My neighbor is still a bitch.

Oh Hai Awkwardness, I Love You

Jenn Grant has become my newest old obsession

Even If I Leave You Now

Things I've overheard this past weekend:

One neighbor choking on some jamaican red hair.
I also heard a neighbor's heterosexual relationship was literally coming to an end while my next neighbor's newfound man-on-man relationship was also literally cumming to an end...but just in a different kind of way.

Details In The Fabric

Thanks to Red Tettemer's iMate '09 I can finally say I made it onto Trendhunter's website.

Build A Home Like A Bee

Oh Mike Bones.

Sweet Dreams

Dreams do come true.